Konfounding Kwestions for Konservatives

Why do you oppose big government but think it is OK for government to restrict a woman’s right to choose whether, when, why, and with whom to have a baby?

How can you be pro-life but support the death penalty?

How can you be against government spending but in favor of limitless military spending?

How can you advocate family values but oppose paid maternity leave?

How can you be against government intrusion into people’s private lives and also OK with mass surveillance?

Why do you say you support the troops when you have never met a war you opposed?

Why are you so mad that the country’s most impoverished people pay no income tax yet praise a billionaire for doing the same?

How is it that you shout about individual liberty but don’t see anything wrong with mass incarceration?

Why do you blame unemployed people for not having jobs yet complain about immigrants taking your job?

Why do you complain about low-wage jobs and no-wage jobs yet support politicians who destroy unions?

Why do you preach rugged individualism and personal responsibility to minorities but blame them for your lack of prosperity?

Why do you talk about how much you value hard work but fawn over billionaires who have never done any?

How can you support a war to free women in Afghanistan and threaten to rape any woman who challenges you on Twitter?

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4 thoughts on “Konfounding Kwestions for Konservatives

  1. ‘Why do you complain about low-wage jobs and no-wage jobs yet support politicians who destroy unions?’

    i was once a low-wage unionized worker when i was in college, and it is fraud, they actually charged my broke ass union fees. expensive ones

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  2. “Why are you so mad that the country’s most impoverished people pay no income tax yet praise a billionaire for doing the same?”

    Retarded question, billionaire’s pay outrageous amounts of every other tax. most billionaires simply get citizenship elsewhere and therefore pay no income tax regardless.

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  3. when a pregnant woman is murder the culprit is charged with double-homicide.

    You read it right, double murder for the unborn. Therefore women getting an abortion are committing murder.

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