Personals: “Small Middle-Eastern Country Seeks Partner . . .”

Small Middle-Eastern country seeks partner for peace and possible LTR.

I’m a youthful new country, fairly diverse with strong liberal leanings. I’ve been in a lot of bad relationships with my neighbors but I’m still optimistic that I’ll be able to find a partner for a peaceful long-term relationship.

 I’m looking for someone trustworthy and peaceful who enjoys holding hands and long sunset walks on the beach. Stamina for passionate, night-long sessions of peace-making is also a major plus.

Baggage is OK because I have a lot of my own but you MUST be willing to work through issues in an honest and non-violent way.

I’m open to anyone at this point, except Shi’ites.

If you think you’ve got what it takes to be my knight in shining armor, make the first move. You will not be disappointed.

Oh, and leave the guns and bombs at home. I’ve got plenty of my own.

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